I'm On A Boat: The Top 10 Songs About Boats

I would sincerely like to apologize for not being able to provide a link for "When The Ship Comes In." I dare you to waft through the hundreds of Dylan covers looking for one. Waft away, waft away, waft away...

1. "Come Sail Away" - Styx
2. "Yellow Submarine" - The Beatles
3. "Proud Mary" - Ike & Tina Turner
4. "The Anchor" - The Minutemen
5. "Orinoco Flow" - Enya
6. "Sloop John B" - The Beach Boys
7. "Sail Away" - Randy Newman
8. "Rock The Boat" - The Hues Corporation
9. "Boat on the River" - Styx
10. "When The Ship Comes In" - Bob Dylan

Honorable Mentions:
"Wooden Ships" - Jefferson Airplane
"Longer Boats" - Cat Stevens

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The Top 10 Songs About Bodies of Water

It's The End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - Top 10 Songs About The End of the World

In honor of the topic for our coming appearance on this weekend's TESLA, here are the top 10 songs about our impending doom. In case of emergency, duck under table, put hands over back of neck, and put on these songs by these Nostradomi.

1. "Gimme Shelter" - Rolling Stones
2. "(Nothing But) Flowers" - Talking Heads
3. "When The Man Comes Around" - Johnny Cash
4. "The Earth Died Screaming" - Tom Waits
5. "Five Years" - David Bowie
6. "Wooden Ships" - Jefferson Airplane
7. "Doomsday" - Elvis Perkins
8. "Attack of the Giant Ants" - Blondie
9. "1999" - Prince
10. "Talkin' World War III Blues" - Bob Dylan

Honorable Mentions:
"Let Me Die (In My Footsteps)" - Bob Dylan
"A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall" - Bob Dylan

Stay Tuned for:
The Top 10 Songs About Boats

Note - "The End" by The Doors is a break-up song. So is this.

Fear Not Of Man: The Top 10 Songs About Fear

1. "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" - Blue Oyster Cult
2. "Fear Is A Man's Best Friend" - John Cale
3. "Waves of Fear" - Lou Reed
4. "Scared" - John Lennon
5. "Don't Be Scared" - Yoko Ono
6. "Enter Sandman" - Metallica
7. "Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)" - David Bowie
8. "I'm Afraid of Americans" - David Bowie & Trent Reznor
9. "I'm So Afraid" - Fleetwood Mac
10. "Never Scared" - Bone Crusher ft. Killer Mike & T.I.

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Man's Best Friend: The Top 10 Songs About Dogs...

Everybody's Working for the Weekend (Part 3) - The Top 10 Songs About Working

1. "Get A Job" - The Silhouettes
2. "Takin' Care of Business" - Bachman-Turner Overdrive
3. "I Can't Wait to Get Off Work [And See My Baby On Montgomery Avenue]" - Tom Waits
4. "Car Wash" - Rose Royce
5. "Summertime Blues" - Eddie Cochran
6. "Nice Work If You Can Get It" - George Gershwin
7. "Working in the Coal Mine" - DEVO
8. "Working Class Hero" - John Lennon
9. "Career Opportunities" - The Clash
10. "Maggie's Farm" - Bob Dylan

Honorable Mentions:
"9 to 5" - Dolly Parton
"Build & Work" - Noah Georgeson
"Why Don't You Get A Job?" - The Offspring
"Found A Job" - Talking Heads
Bruce Springsteen

Stay Tuned For:
The Top 10 Songs About Summertime...

Everybody's Working for the Weekend (Part 2) - The Top 10 Songs About the Days of the Week & the Top 10 Songs About the Weekend

The Top 10 Songs About the Days of the Week

1. "If It's Monday Morning" - Lee Hazlewood
2. "Monday" - Bodhitrees
3. "Blue Monday" - New Order
4. "Ruby Tuesday" - The Rolling Stones
5. "Tuesday's Gone"* - Lynyrd Skynyrd
6. "Ash Wednesday" - Elvis Perkins
7. "Wednesday Morning 3 A.M." - Simon & Garfunkel
8. "Jersey Thursday" - Donovan
9. "Thursday Afternoon" - Brian Eno
10. "Friday On My Mind" - The Easybeats

The Top 10 Songs About the Weekend

1. "Friday I'm In Love" - The Cure
2. "Friday" - Ice Cube
3. "Saturday in the Park" - Chicago
4. "Saturday Night" - The Bay City Rollers
5. "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" - Elton John
5. "(Looking For) The Heart of Saturday Night" - Tom Waits
6. "Sunday Morning Coming Down" - Kris Kristofferson
7. "Sunday Morning" - Velvet Underground & Nico
9. "Sunday Bloody Sunday" - U2
10. "Sunday Bloody Sunday" - John Lennon

Honorable Mentions:
"Eight Days A Week" - The Beatles
"Peggy Day" - Bob Dylan

*Note - Why do people hate Tuesdays so much that they only want to sing songs about saying goodbye to it? On that note:

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The Top 10 Songs About Saying Goodbye...

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It Doesn't Matter If You're Black or White: The Top 10 Songs About Colors

As much as it pains me to have Coldplay on a list, you have to admit, it truly is... one of the Top 10 Songs About Colors.

1. "Colours" - Donovan
2. "Paint it Black" - The Rolling Stones
3. "Somewhere That's Green" - Ellen Green
4. "Silver" - Echo & the Bunnymen
5. "Golden Hours" - Brian Eno
6. "Turquoise" - Donovan
7. "She's A Rainbow" - The Rolling Stones
8. "Blue in Green" - Miles Davis
9. "Yellow" - Coldplay
10. "Tangled up in Blue" - Bob Dylan

Honorable Mentions:
"Mellow Yellow" - Donovan
"Black" - Pearl Jam
Rhythm Tracks Vol. IV


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the Top 10 Songs About Words That Rhyme...

When Worlds Collide: The Top 10 Songs From Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

The year is 2000. Y2K. The 90's are over and the rap-rock is in full effect. There are literally people making careers for themselves by being Fred Durst. And skateboarding video games are absolutely the best option if your plan is to spend countless hours sitting in one position, completely isolated from any sort of social contact and effectively protecting your mushy teenage brain from any kind of positive development during those critical formative years for knowledge absorption.
[breathe in]
So, whether you are vert or street or mongo, grab your sticks, create your player (don't forget your backwards hat and backpack), customize your deck, and get ready to hip-hop and rock-out to your favorite tracks. Here are mine:

1. "Blood Brothers" - Papa Roach
2. "Pin The Tail On The Donkey" - Naughty By Nature
3. "Bring the Noise" - Anthrax & Public Enemy
4. "When Worlds Collide" - Powerman 5000
5. "B-Boy Document '99" - The High & Mighty
6. "You" - Bad Religion
7. "Guerilla Radio" - Rage Against The Machine
8. "Cyclone" - The Dub Pistols
9. "Out with the Old" - Alley Life
10. "Heavy Metal Winner" - Consumed

Honorable Tracks:
"May 16th" - Lagwagon
"Subculture" - Styles of Beyond
"No Cigar" - Millencolin
"Evil Eye" - Fu Manchu

Stay tuned for:
the Top 10 Songs About Types of Radios...