by Ben BenAry
Former Blogger, Roommate, Friend
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, male-bodied women and female-bodied men. I present to you the Top 10 Subjects to make a movie about. Mind you, these are not the most popular movie subjects, nor the most [second example of what this list isn't], it is simply the Top 10 Movie Subjects.
From the dawn of cinema, movies have been about something. In conclusion, I present to you the Top 10 Movie Subjects.
1. Caucasians.
2. Friends in tough situations.
3. Everything is connected, nothing will ever be the same.
4. Sad people from history.
5. Cowboys OR Aliens.
6. An alternate reality where color doesn't exist.
7. People comfortable using guns.
8. Extraordinary circumstances.
9. Holidays and the people who want things on them.
10. Kings' Speeches.
On the bubble:
People who want it all but end up with nothing, Hidden worlds accessible only to children, and Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.
"An epic undertaking indeed, this [sweepingly] exhaustive survey is sure to delight music critics and synesthetes alike." - Gillian BenAry, MAKE Magazine
Monday, January 23, 2012
Ocean’s Ten: Top 10 Reasons to Love “Ocean’s 11”
by Ian Shein
These here, listed in order of importance, are the ten reasons to love, the only movie,
ever worth, loving…
1. George Clooney as Danny Ocean
2. Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan
3. Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell
4. Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff
5. Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr (uncredited)
6. Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy
7. Carl Reiner as Saul Bloom
8. Bernie Mac as Frank Catton
9. Julia Roberts as Tess Ocean
10. Andy Garcia as Terry Benedict
On the bubble:
Steven Soderbergh, Wayne Newton, Lennox Louis, Sigfried & Roy,
Topher Grace, Eddie Jemison, Joshua Jackson, Scott Caan, Frank Sinatra
These here, listed in order of importance, are the ten reasons to love, the only movie,
ever worth, loving…
1. George Clooney as Danny Ocean
2. Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan
3. Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell
4. Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff
5. Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr (uncredited)
6. Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy
7. Carl Reiner as Saul Bloom
8. Bernie Mac as Frank Catton
9. Julia Roberts as Tess Ocean
10. Andy Garcia as Terry Benedict
On the bubble:
Steven Soderbergh, Wayne Newton, Lennox Louis, Sigfried & Roy,
Topher Grace, Eddie Jemison, Joshua Jackson, Scott Caan, Frank Sinatra
Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Do: Top Ten People Who Did Doers Thoughts About Doing [Something]
by Caitlin York
1. We did it!
2. The butler did it.
3. Did I do that?
4. Don't just stand there, do something!
5. You can do it!
6. I came, I saw, I did it.
7. Love means never having to say I did it.
8. Jew?(eat)
9. Just do it.
10. This is how we do it.
I'm finished!
1. We did it!
2. The butler did it.
3. Did I do that?
4. Don't just stand there, do something!
5. You can do it!
6. I came, I saw, I did it.
7. Love means never having to say I did it.
8. Jew?
9. Just do it.
10. This is how we do it.
I'm finished!
Top 10 Websites
By Travis Rust
PeopleBlog
Hey guys, it's me. Just wanted to drop in and let you know about the top ten sites buzzin' on the World Wide Web right now! If you have any questions please sign my guestbook with your question and your beeper number so I can page you so you can call me after.
1. http://www.godaddy.com/default.aspx
2. http://www.hotmale.com
3. http://www.mail.yahoo.com
4 http://autos.yahoo.com
5. http://shine.yahoo.com/astrology
6. http://www.paypal.com
7. http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=megan+foxxy&go=&qs=n&sk=&sc=8-11&form=QBIR
8. http://www.top10etc.blogspot.com/
9. http://www.brazzers.com/
10. http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries/US
PeopleBlog
Hey guys, it's me. Just wanted to drop in and let you know about the top ten sites buzzin' on the World Wide Web right now! If you have any questions please sign my guestbook with your question and your beeper number so I can page you so you can call me after.
1. http://www.godaddy.com/default.aspx
2. http://www.hotmale.com
3. http://www.mail.yahoo.com
4 http://autos.yahoo.com
5. http://shine.yahoo.com/astrology
6. http://www.paypal.com
7. http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=megan+foxxy&go=&qs=n&sk=&sc=8-11&form=QBIR
8. http://www.top10etc.blogspot.com/
9. http://www.brazzers.com/
10. http://www.alexa.com/topsites/countries/US
Top 10 "Top 10 etc." Lists
by Alex Kavutskiy
Everybody Knows that the best sitcom episodes are the ones where they show clips from other episodes. That being said, there have now been eleven "Top 10" lists here on "Top 10 etc." Editen-in-chief Ariel Gardner has been doing a top-notch job picking the ten best things of specific catengories. Unfortunately, he cannot stay objective in deciding the ten best "Top 10" lists. That's where I come in. Ladies and gentenmen, here is an unbelievably objective list of the Top 10 Top 10 lists of "Top 10 etc.":
1. "Top 10 Top 10 Lists on This Blog Thus Far" - Alex Kavutskiy
2. "Johnny Gets The Feeling He's Surrounded By The: Top 10 Songs About
Horses" - Ariel Gardner
3. "Rock & Roll Suicide: Top 10 Songs About Wanting to Die" - Ariel Gardner
4. "The Cat's Still In The Cradle, Silver Spoon, The Moon... All That:
Top 10 Songs About Fatherhood" - Ariel Gardner
5. "When The Moon Is In The 7th House: Top 10 or so Songs About the
Moon or Things Lit by Moonlight" - Ariel Gardner
6. "Hung Up On A Dream: Top 10 Songs About Dreaming" - Ariel Gardner
7. "Dancin' Days: Top 10 Songs About Dancin'" - Ariel Gardner
8. "Everybody's Working for the Weekend: Top 10 Songs About Parties
and Party People" - Ariel Gardner
9. "Space is the Place: Top 10 Songs About Spaceships, Space Travel,
and Astro-Travelers" - Ariel Gardner
10. "Top 10 Songs About Paper" - Bob Dylan
Honorable Mentions:
"Here's Johnny!: Top 10 People Named John" - Ariel Gardner
"A Hidden Post That Fans of This Blog Must Find: Top 10 Songs About
Secrets" - Ariel Gardner
"Moonage Daydream" - David Bowie
Everybody Knows that the best sitcom episodes are the ones where they show clips from other episodes. That being said, there have now been eleven "Top 10" lists here on "Top 10 etc." Editen-in-chief Ariel Gardner has been doing a top-notch job picking the ten best things of specific catengories. Unfortunately, he cannot stay objective in deciding the ten best "Top 10" lists. That's where I come in. Ladies and gentenmen, here is an unbelievably objective list of the Top 10 Top 10 lists of "Top 10 etc.":
1. "Top 10 Top 10 Lists on This Blog Thus Far" - Alex Kavutskiy
2. "Johnny Gets The Feeling He's Surrounded By The: Top 10 Songs About
Horses" - Ariel Gardner
3. "Rock & Roll Suicide: Top 10 Songs About Wanting to Die" - Ariel Gardner
4. "The Cat's Still In The Cradle, Silver Spoon, The Moon... All That:
Top 10 Songs About Fatherhood" - Ariel Gardner
5. "When The Moon Is In The 7th House: Top 10 or so Songs About the
Moon or Things Lit by Moonlight" - Ariel Gardner
6. "Hung Up On A Dream: Top 10 Songs About Dreaming" - Ariel Gardner
7. "Dancin' Days: Top 10 Songs About Dancin'" - Ariel Gardner
8. "Everybody's Working for the Weekend: Top 10 Songs About Parties
and Party People" - Ariel Gardner
9. "Space is the Place: Top 10 Songs About Spaceships, Space Travel,
and Astro-Travelers" - Ariel Gardner
10. "Top 10 Songs About Paper" - Bob Dylan
Honorable Mentions:
"Here's Johnny!: Top 10 People Named John" - Ariel Gardner
"A Hidden Post That Fans of This Blog Must Find: Top 10 Songs About
Secrets" - Ariel Gardner
"Moonage Daydream" - David Bowie
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Top 10 Things In This Room
1. Bed
2. Oreos
3. Empty Cup
4. Books
5. Screens/Monitors
6. My Files (Taxes)
7. Clock
8. Wastebasket
9. Chair
10. Guitar Amplifier
On The Bubble
Guitar, Some Pens, Lamp, Curtains, Different Empty Cup
2. Oreos
3. Empty Cup
4. Books
5. Screens/Monitors
6. My Files (Taxes)
7. Clock
8. Wastebasket
9. Chair
10. Guitar Amplifier
On The Bubble
Guitar, Some Pens, Lamp, Curtains, Different Empty Cup
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Here's Johnny!: Top 10 People Named John
Here is an entirely subjective and biased list of the top 10 Johns in the universe. There will be no Jons or Jonathans here. If you want to see an all-inclusive list, I advise you to look elsewhere. No fake Johns either (That means you John Wayne, or should I say Marion Mitchell Morrison?)
1. John Winston Lennon
2. John Cusack
3. John Marwood Cleese
4. John Adam Belushi
5. John Albert Elway, Jr.
6. John Ford
7. John The Baptist
8. John Leguizamo
9. John Huddleston
10. John Adams
On the Bubble
Papa John, John Wall
1. John Winston Lennon
2. John Cusack
3. John Marwood Cleese
4. John Adam Belushi
5. John Albert Elway, Jr.
6. John Ford
7. John The Baptist
8. John Leguizamo
9. John Huddleston
10. John Adams
On the Bubble
Papa John, John Wall
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