Monday, January 23, 2012

Top 10 Movie Subjects

by Ben BenAry
Former Blogger, Roommate, Friend

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, male-bodied women and female-bodied men. I present to you the Top 10 Subjects to make a movie about. Mind you, these are not the most popular movie subjects, nor the most [second example of what this list isn't], it is simply the Top 10 Movie Subjects.

From the dawn of cinema, movies have been about something. In conclusion, I present to you the Top 10 Movie Subjects.

1. Caucasians.
2. Friends in tough situations.
3. Everything is connected, nothing will ever be the same.
4. Sad people from history.
5. Cowboys OR Aliens.
6. An alternate reality where color doesn't exist.
7. People comfortable using guns.
8. Extraordinary circumstances.
9. Holidays and the people who want things on them.
10. Kings' Speeches.

On the bubble:
People who want it all but end up with nothing, Hidden worlds accessible only to children, and Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.

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